By The Harvard Lampoon
“Estaba completamente segura de unas tres cosas. Primero, Edwart period, tal vez, mi alma gemela, quizá. Segundo, él tenía una parte de vampiro —que yo asumía estaba totalmente fuera de su control— que me quería muerta.Y tercero, yo deseaba incondicional, irrevocable, impenetrable, heterogénea, ginecológica y vergonzosamente que me besara”. Y así, Belle Goose se enamoró del misterioso y chispeante Edwart Mullen en esta desternillante parodia de los angeles irreverente Harvard Lampoon.
Pálida y patosa, Belle llega a Switchblade, Oregon, buscando una aventura o por lo menos, un compañero de clase inmortal. Pronto descubrirá a Edwart, un nerd guapo, loco de las computadoras, con cero interés por las chicas. Después de ser testigo de extraños sucesos –¡Edwart no se ha comido sus patatas rellenas!¡Edwart los angeles ha salvado de una bola de nieve!–, Belle tiene una dramática revelación: Edwart es un vampiro. Pero, ¿cómo convencerle para que l. a. muerda y los angeles convierta en su novia eterna si parece sentir repulsión por las chicas?
Políticamente incorrecta, llena de amor, peligro, acoso e insuficiente supervisión paternal, Corpúsculo es los angeles hilarante historia de una chica obsesionada por los vampiros que busca el amor en el sitio equivocado.
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Then he sensed a presence—nothing concrete, just a feeling. He opened his eyes, staring at the three candles, keeping everything from his mind except for the image of Mary Jordane, but he did not ask her to manifest yet. ” he asked without looking up. He needed to maintain his focus. No one answered. ” “Ask me to show myself and you’ll see,” said a female voice, sounding as if she was standing in the room. He raised both hands. ” Several of the texts had warned him that malevolent ghosts could masquerade as the person being called—seeking entry into the world of the living.
Philip was so tall that she realized she was standing under his chin, so she stepped away to see his face. He frowned, but she couldn’t tell if his bad mood was due to her refusal to see Rambo or her insistence that he focus on the task at hand. Philip was hard to read, and they’d promised not to use telepathy on each other without permission. “Your gift is better than mine for hunting like this,” he said in his thick French accent, not bothering to look down at her. ” A month ago, Eleisha had discovered that she could feed without killing.
He didn’t move. ” He could be such a child sometimes. He looked ten years older than her. He was thirty years older, and he’d recently passed the two-century mark. Yet he often made her feel like the grown-up. Still, she understood him. Philip hated being alone more than anything, and he’d spent one hundred and eighty-three years of his undead existence alone. Now that he had companionship, he feared losing it. She reached out to take the bag from him, tossing it into a Dumpster. “I’m not angry,” she said.