Evil Puppies by Aaron Daniels, Michael Crane

By Aaron Daniels, Michael Crane

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New York City The evil puppies attacked at twilight. They swarmed the streets of New York, barking, kicking up snow. " Rob, her boyfriend, grabbed her arm. " he screamed. " Janet couldn’t help it. She reached out toward the swarming, adorable balls of fluff. " The puppies soon reached her. They jumped onto her, tails wagging, and bit off her legs. " Rob said. Janet stood on stumps, looking around confused. The puppies ripped into her stomach, pulling out her entrails, tails wagging madly. " Rob screamed.

The puppies pulled out his guts, his stomach, his spleen, and began to play with them. Richard screamed and screamed... and then the puppies went for his neck. It was much less pleasant than a vampire's bite. Washington DC Cocopuff, commander of the Beagle Division, stood upon a hill, surveying the puppies who mustered below. Thousands of baby beagles ran in circles, wagging tails, sniffing at everything. Cocopuff nodded. They were ready. She barked, and the puppies began running downhill, heading toward Washington, DC.

Richard screamed. The puppies pulled out his guts, his stomach, his spleen, and began to play with them. Richard screamed and screamed... and then the puppies went for his neck. It was much less pleasant than a vampire's bite. Washington DC Cocopuff, commander of the Beagle Division, stood upon a hill, surveying the puppies who mustered below. Thousands of baby beagles ran in circles, wagging tails, sniffing at everything. Cocopuff nodded. They were ready. She barked, and the puppies began running downhill, heading toward Washington, DC.

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