Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Glory St. Claire, Book 5) by Gerry Bartlett

By Gerry Bartlett

Glory St. Clair loves absorbing Hollywood's vampire nightlife along with her horny Scottish lover, Jeremiah. in particular while she meets a vampire/ vitamin guru who provides to offer her the physique she's sought after for hundreds of years. One challenge: his extended family and Jeremiah's are old enemies. yet Glory's now not approximately to allow a silly relatives feud come among her and narrow bliss. but, she can't aid yet wonder...how a lot is she prepared to threat for her hips? and what kind of (and accurately what) is she prepared to lose?

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It’s just that I realized tonight that what I did with her was meaningless. ” Ray’s hand was back, this time at my waist. “Man, look at you. ” He pulled my camisole out of the waistband. ” I should have already disappeared into the bathroom, but I was kind of interested in this conversation. I’d had mortal lovers in the past, but it had been a long time ago. Frankly, I preferred vampire men myself. Especially when we could do the whole fang-banging thing too. It’s like an extra orgasm. And I’d missed it tonight.

After the Grammys so I could look good? Maybe I was that shallow and vain. He helped me out of the car and walked me to the back door. It was just thirty minutes until the sun would come up and I was dragging. I’m sure Jerry was too, but you’d never know it to look at his firm step and squared shoulders. He was clearly so livid he was about to morph into a bat and screech, which, according to him, was a great way to blow off steam. I’ve never tried it myself or been tempted to. ” He stopped me at the back door with a hand on my arm.

He looked up. ” I stepped back out of teeth-gnashing range. ” Here it came. Gaelic. A string of what was surely profanity accompanied by Jerry jumping up and grabbing the only thing in the room that could stand in for a weapon. He brandished a silver candlestick, his face red, his eyes on fire. Finally, he took a calming breath, slammed the silver down on the tiled counter and faced me. I’d slipped on the robe again, figuring rightly that, naked or dressed, there was no way I could sex my way out of this.

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