The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction (Issue One) by Andersen Prunty

By Andersen Prunty

The most suitable journal of the bizarro style. factor one positive factors the novella "The intercourse Beast of Scurvy Island" through Andersen Prunty, brief fiction by way of Jordan Krall, Bruce Taylor, Garrett cook dinner, and Michael James Gibbs, comics by means of Andrew Goldfarb and Jeremy Kemp, articles by means of Mykle Hansen and Bradley Sands, a focus on writer Gina Ranalli, The Wonderland Books Awards, BizarroCon document, and extra!

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Usually I revel in my time alone. I like cooking and gardening and reading. But that’s only when I’m escaping from my daily demons. For these fourteen days, I’m normal. These are probably the worst two weeks of my adult life. Finally, though, Mr. Green calls me. They want me for dinner. I’m saved. All the animals are caged and silent again. I hate them for it. They should stop sitting on their asses and break free. They should tear me apart. “This eggplant is delicious,” Mr. Green says. Mrs. Green smiles, although Mr.

You Furries. You make me laugh. Walkin’ around, pretending to be what I am. It’s insulting. It’s hilarious, too. I’m gonna give you what you want. ” My chauffeur’s yellow skin turned pale. “Mr. Plush…” “Take the cotton and stick it in the hole, Chang. ” The penguin thug’s eyes widened. They must have looked enormous to Chang. “Please, mister, you can’t…” Chang gave his customary bow. ” So, Chang stuffed the wound with cotton and sewed it shut. The penguin thug made several noises I never expected to hear out of a man or a penguin.

I told you! ” He wrestles with his chains again. “For the love of God, let me go! ” Like I haven’t heard that one before. ” I go for the pruning shears. ” Eberhard squirms as I position the two blades on either side of his big toe. ” he says. ” “Alright. But keep in mind that we know which country Wakefield is hiding in. If you give me a location from the wrong country, I’ll know that you’re lying to me. ” he says, through sobs. “I’m not going to tell you that, Eb. That wouldn’t make any sense, now would it?

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